Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Jujur Purata Kentut Sehari



Abi: Umi, boleh abi tanya tapi jawap dengan jujur tau.

Umi: Apa dia b? ( Dub dap dub dap...jantung berdegup kencang)
      ~ Dalam hati: apalah salah aku kali ni? Dia nak tanya apa ekh?


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Abi: umi kentut dalam sehari berapa kali?

Umi: huh? (lepas tu gelak) Adakah orang kira berapa kali dia kentut?

Abi: Ialah, purata umi kentut dalam sehari berapa kali

Aku: ==" banyak-banyak kerja paling tidak berfaedah pernah aku buat, tak pernah lagi pula aku kira kentut berapa kali



15 comments:

  1. Hahaha. takde keja kira kentut berapa kali. >.<

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    1. haha lawak tp sweet sebab dapat xpess n tak control2

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    1. hahaha scientific sungguh ayat.. nak PURATA jugak

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  4. hahaha..boleh pulak nak kira kentut..mesti abi awk tu kirakan kentut dia..

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    1. hehehe boleh jadi cara menarik ajar anak mengira ni..harhar

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  5. Hahhahahaha...
    Soalan memang mendebarkan jiwa raga..

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    1. hahaha betul kak..nak trcabut jantung stiap kali laki tanya mcm tu

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  6. ehh, soalan jenis apakah ini? haha.. kalau iha tak pernah kira tapi boleh ingat berapa kali kentut dalam sehari.. :D

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